Cats
Resident QA team. They review every late-night study session and approve exactly zero pull requests.
Local
Every Azure resource has a region. Here's mine — the off-the-clock version: cats, badminton, and taking things apart.
Badminton
Where the reflexes and the trash talk both get a workout. Good antidote to a day of staring at the portal.
Building things
If it's a gadget, a CLI tool, or a home setup, I'll take it apart to see how it works — then automate the boring part.
Region: us-iowa
Based in Iowa — fittingly, where a lot of real Microsoft datacenter capacity actually lives.